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TGIF: Kylie Jenner is Pregnant With Travis Scott’s Baby

Daily Tabloids - Sat, 23/09/2017 - 01:13

I honestly have no idea where to start with this one. At first I thought this was a joke, but given that Us Weekly is exclusively reporting it and Us Weekly is on Kris Jenner’s pay roll, I have to assume this is 100% truth. Not only is Kim Kardashian expecting another baby next year, […]

TGIF: Kylie Jenner is Pregnant With Travis Scott’s Baby was originally published in HecklerSpray

Jada Pinkett-Smith Wants Leah Remini To Back TF Off

Daily Tabloids - Fri, 22/09/2017 - 03:07

For the past few years, Kevin James’ tv wife, Leah Remini, has been on a “fuck Scientology” tour, revealing her former church’s absolute insanity to the entire world. I’ve been here for it, because I’ve always assumed Scientology was a weird, expensive celebrity cult co-owned by Tom Cruise. Leah recently called out Jada Pinkett-Smith for […]

Jada Pinkett-Smith Wants Leah Remini To Back TF Off was originally published in HecklerSpray

Unlike Most Awards Shows Lately, The Emmys Didn’t Suck

Daily Tabloids - Tue, 19/09/2017 - 02:49

I would like to throw in a strong disclaimer before I continue and let you all know that I didn’t actually watch the Emmys last night because I was sick af and went to bed at 6:30pm. HOWEVER, I spent the majority of today day watching clip highlights which makes me just as qualified to […]

Unlike Most Awards Shows Lately, The Emmys Didn’t Suck was originally published in HecklerSpray

Scott Disick is Banging Another One of Kylie Jenner’s Pals

Daily Tabloids - Mon, 18/09/2017 - 17:56

Well, I’m back from my brief hiatus, which I would apologize for, but I’ve been extremely under the weather and not much interesting shit has even happened while I was resting. The funniest bit of celeb news I’ve heard in weeks luckily came today in the form of Scott Disick once again macking on a […]

Scott Disick is Banging Another One of Kylie Jenner’s Pals was originally published in HecklerSpray

Zero Pre-Teen Gang Bangs Occur: Krysta’s Review of “It”

Daily Tabloids - Mon, 11/09/2017 - 04:36

I have been a HUGE Stephen King fan for twenty years and was naturally beyond excited when I found out that his classic novel (and my favourite of his novels) It was getting made into a big budget R-rated movie. It was obviously already done before with the legendary 1990 made-for-tv movie, but given that […]

Zero Pre-Teen Gang Bangs Occur: Krysta’s Review of “It” was originally published in HecklerSpray

John Mayer Has Been Hitting On Ladies Via Social Media

Daily Tabloids - Sun, 10/09/2017 - 03:16

I don’t even know what to say. I feel like the title alone speaks for itself. John Mayer is, well, John Mayer. He writes stupid moody songs that apparently everyone but me likes, but he’s also kind of undercover sleazy. He’s literally like every other scummy douche with a guitar trying to sound soulful when […]

John Mayer Has Been Hitting On Ladies Via Social Media was originally published in HecklerSpray

Kim Kardashian’s Third Kid Should Drop in January

Daily Tabloids - Sun, 10/09/2017 - 01:07

As I think I reported a few months back (I’m too lazy to go and check), Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got themselves a surrogate to pop out baby #3 and she was allegedly already three months along. Well, that story seems to check out now that new reports are saying another stupidly named West […]

Kim Kardashian’s Third Kid Should Drop in January was originally published in HecklerSpray

Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx are Finally a Public Couple

Daily Tabloids - Thu, 07/09/2017 - 01:36

Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx have allegedly been a top secret couple for about four years now, but you have a better chance of seeing Kendall Jenner wearing a bra than you do seeing them together. It’s been rumoured that in her divorce from Tom Cruise back in 2012, Tom agreed to give Katie full […]

Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx are Finally a Public Couple was originally published in HecklerSpray

LOL of the Week: Kendall Jenner to be named Fashion Icon of the Decade

Daily Tabloids - Thu, 31/08/2017 - 16:30

If you spit out your morning coffee laughing at the title of this blog, you’re not alone. At this year’s New York Fashion Week, Kendall fucking Jenner is going to be named Fashion Icon of the Decade, and we’re all wondering how much Kris Jenner paid to make this shit happen. While I do think […]

LOL of the Week: Kendall Jenner to be named Fashion Icon of the Decade was originally published in HecklerSpray

Taylor Swift’s New Song/Video Prove She’s Just as Crappy as People Said She Was.

Daily Tabloids - Tue, 29/08/2017 - 16:57

First of all, I know this is my fourth Taylor Swift blog in a row and I promise you that later I will write about Kim Kardashian’s atrocious spray-tan in Interview magazine, but right now I have some final grievances to air and it has to be done. For years, many people–including myself–have been suggesting […]

Taylor Swift’s New Song/Video Prove She’s Just as Crappy as People Said She Was. was originally published in HecklerSpray

Taylor Swift Dropped Her Stupid New Video and It’s Full of Stuff

Daily Tabloids - Tue, 29/08/2017 - 02:11

Well, Taylor Swift’s highly anticipated shit show of a music video for “Look What You Made Me Do” premiered at the boring af MTV VMAs last night, and some people are calling it genius because of all of it’s “hidden” messages. And by “hidden” I mean blatant and obvious as Kylie Jenner’s plastic surgery. Taylor […]

Taylor Swift Dropped Her Stupid New Video and It’s Full of Stuff was originally published in HecklerSpray

Taylor Swift’s New Music is Here, and I’ve Got A LOT of Opinions

Daily Tabloids - Fri, 25/08/2017 - 21:43

Taylor, Taylor, Taylor. You know, you really had me for a second last week with those zingers at your ass-grabbing trial. I really liked you for about 30 seconds, but, as I predicted in that very blog, I knew it wouldn’t last. Well, last night Taylor Swift dropped her new single “Look What You Made […]

Taylor Swift’s New Music is Here, and I’ve Got A LOT of Opinions was originally published in HecklerSpray

Taylor Swift’s New Music Drops Tomorrow

Daily Tabloids - Thu, 24/08/2017 - 01:47

Very recently, Taylor Swift SHOCKED the world by deleting EVERYTHING off of her Instagram account and unfollowing the few people she followed. THEN two days ago she started posting mini videos on her Instagram account of a digital snake slithering around. Finally, today, Taylor dropped the cover art for her new album (or maybe just […]

Taylor Swift’s New Music Drops Tomorrow was originally published in HecklerSpray

Jay-Z Finally Addresses Issues With Kanye West and Solange

Daily Tabloids - Mon, 21/08/2017 - 19:39

As you may or may not remember, not long before Kanye West had a meltdown and went in hospital last year, he went on an onstage rant about his pals Beyoncé and Jay-Z, claiming that Bey wouldn’t perform at the MTV awards if she didn’t win video of the year, and complaining that North had […]

Jay-Z Finally Addresses Issues With Kanye West and Solange was originally published in HecklerSpray

Riverdale Fans Rejoice! Bughead Banging in Real Life!

Daily Tabloids - Tue, 25/07/2017 - 02:06

So something incredibly uncomfortable happened to me while watching the “Pretty Little Liars” meets “Twin Peaks” hot mess that is “Riverdale”: I found myself having a major lady boner for one of those goddamn twins from “The Suite Life of Zack and Cody.” So many levels of wrong. While, in the comics, it’s Archie who […]

Riverdale Fans Rejoice! Bughead Banging in Real Life! was originally published in HecklerSpray

Tyga Warned Rob About Chyna and is Over Kylie

Daily Tabloids - Sat, 22/07/2017 - 23:35

Just when I thought I was done writing about Hollywood Hobo Tyga, I find myself dragged right back into his mess. Tyga was recently on the radio show The Breakfast Club, and while I have no idea why people are still interviewing him about anything, he did have some interesting things to say. For instance, […]

Tyga Warned Rob About Chyna and is Over Kylie was originally published in HecklerSpray

R. Kelly Might Be Keeping Women Hostage in a Sex Cult

Daily Tabloids - Tue, 18/07/2017 - 15:31

If nothing about the title of this blog surprises you, you’re not alone. When I first read about this shit, I was like “Yeah, ok, I believe that”, because it’s R. Kelly, the forever creep we all fear is hiding in our closets at night (he probably is). R. Kelly has found himself in legal […]

R. Kelly Might Be Keeping Women Hostage in a Sex Cult was originally published in HecklerSpray

Rob Kardashian and Kylie Jenner Unleash New Sock Collab

Daily Tabloids - Sat, 15/07/2017 - 15:41

Nothing says “Fuck you, bitch” quite like shooting back at your Queen of the Petty Hoes ex by releasing a sock line with her former arch nemesis a.k.a. your teenage sister; which is exactly what Rob Kardashian did. Rob got together with Kylie Jenner, the now most artificially made spawn of Kris (sorry Kimmy), to […]

Rob Kardashian and Kylie Jenner Unleash New Sock Collab was originally published in HecklerSpray

Beyoncé Has Finally Revealed an Image of the Twin Messiahs

Daily Tabloids - Sat, 15/07/2017 - 02:50

One month ago, after having the shortest pregnant on the fucking planet, Beyoncé unleashed twin Messiah’s Sir (ugh) and Rumi (meh?) from her sacred, golden womb. No one has heard or seen much of Queen Bey since…until now! Beyoncé decided to show off her twins in the most Beyoncé way possible, releasing their first image […]

Beyoncé Has Finally Revealed an Image of the Twin Messiahs was originally published in HecklerSpray

Miley Cyrus Felt Sexualized Back When She Was Being Ratchet

Daily Tabloids - Fri, 14/07/2017 - 02:47

2017 might be frolicking on the beach listening to Joni Mitchell, letting her roots grow out, and preaching her vegan, wannabe hippy Malibu lifestyle, but that doesn’t mean we’ve forgotten 2013/14 Miley, who looked like Tupac ejaculated all over a 1995 New York club kid dressed as a unicorn and fucked on MDMA. Miley 3.0 […]

Miley Cyrus Felt Sexualized Back When She Was Being Ratchet was originally published in HecklerSpray

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