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Riverdale Fans Rejoice! Bughead Banging in Real Life!

Tue, 25/07/2017 - 02:06

So something incredibly uncomfortable happened to me while watching the “Pretty Little Liars” meets “Twin Peaks” hot mess that is “Riverdale”: I found myself having a major lady boner for one of those goddamn twins from “The Suite Life of Zack and Cody.” So many levels of wrong. While, in the comics, it’s Archie who […]

Riverdale Fans Rejoice! Bughead Banging in Real Life! was originally published in HecklerSpray

Tyga Warned Rob About Chyna and is Over Kylie

Sat, 22/07/2017 - 23:35

Just when I thought I was done writing about Hollywood Hobo Tyga, I find myself dragged right back into his mess. Tyga was recently on the radio show The Breakfast Club, and while I have no idea why people are still interviewing him about anything, he did have some interesting things to say. For instance, […]

Tyga Warned Rob About Chyna and is Over Kylie was originally published in HecklerSpray

R. Kelly Might Be Keeping Women Hostage in a Sex Cult

Tue, 18/07/2017 - 15:31

If nothing about the title of this blog surprises you, you’re not alone. When I first read about this shit, I was like “Yeah, ok, I believe that”, because it’s R. Kelly, the forever creep we all fear is hiding in our closets at night (he probably is). R. Kelly has found himself in legal […]

R. Kelly Might Be Keeping Women Hostage in a Sex Cult was originally published in HecklerSpray

Rob Kardashian and Kylie Jenner Unleash New Sock Collab

Sat, 15/07/2017 - 15:41

Nothing says “Fuck you, bitch” quite like shooting back at your Queen of the Petty Hoes ex by releasing a sock line with her former arch nemesis a.k.a. your teenage sister; which is exactly what Rob Kardashian did. Rob got together with Kylie Jenner, the now most artificially made spawn of Kris (sorry Kimmy), to […]

Rob Kardashian and Kylie Jenner Unleash New Sock Collab was originally published in HecklerSpray

Beyoncé Has Finally Revealed an Image of the Twin Messiahs

Sat, 15/07/2017 - 02:50

One month ago, after having the shortest pregnant on the fucking planet, Beyoncé unleashed twin Messiah’s Sir (ugh) and Rumi (meh?) from her sacred, golden womb. No one has heard or seen much of Queen Bey since…until now! Beyoncé decided to show off her twins in the most Beyoncé way possible, releasing their first image […]

Beyoncé Has Finally Revealed an Image of the Twin Messiahs was originally published in HecklerSpray

Miley Cyrus Felt Sexualized Back When She Was Being Ratchet

Fri, 14/07/2017 - 02:47

2017 might be frolicking on the beach listening to Joni Mitchell, letting her roots grow out, and preaching her vegan, wannabe hippy Malibu lifestyle, but that doesn’t mean we’ve forgotten 2013/14 Miley, who looked like Tupac ejaculated all over a 1995 New York club kid dressed as a unicorn and fucked on MDMA. Miley 3.0 […]

Miley Cyrus Felt Sexualized Back When She Was Being Ratchet was originally published in HecklerSpray

Krysta’s Drunken Netflix Review: You Get Me

Fri, 07/07/2017 - 05:05
So, as you all know, I have a weird preoccupation with Queen Lot Lizard, Bella Thorne. As it turns out, Bella has a new Netflix movie “You Get Me”, which is basically a shitty sexy teen “Fatal Attraction. So, I thought: What would be more fun than a 30-year-old woman sitting down and drinking a […]

Sienna Miller and Brad Pitt Have Been Canoodling

Fri, 07/07/2017 - 03:06
While I’m still reeling from the shitshow that is Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna, I do feel some relief to find myself blogging about two people who don’t actually make me want to throw up in my mouth. In this case, I’m referring to Brad Pitt and Sienna Miller. Brad and Sienna are both newly […]

Storm of the Century: Rob Kardashian vs. Blac Chyna

Thu, 06/07/2017 - 03:25
Holy Sweet Merciful Lord! What a day! Around lunch time, my friend Danielle messages me at work to see if I had checked out Rob Kardashian’s Instagram meltdown, which I hadn’t. However, once I did I was riddled with anxiety as I still had to work another seven fucking hours before I could blog about […]

Kendall and Kylie Jenner Made Some Really Stupid T-Shirts

Mon, 03/07/2017 - 02:02
Look, I’m sure that Kendall and Kylie Jenner are perfectly nice girls, but I think it’s time we all just admit the painfully obvious: these privileged little white girls are dumb as shit. Kendall and Kylie have a clothing line for some reason, and they recently released a series of $125 t-shirts with their pictures […]

Jay Z Serves His Own Lemonade with 4:44

Mon, 03/07/2017 - 01:06
Last year, Beyoncé us all life by dropping her visual album “Lemonade”; an intense story of heartbreak, adultery, and forgiveness. It basically had us all shook and I was super annoyed because I was in New York when she dropped it and couldn’t blog right away. Now, Jay Z has dropped his own revealing album, […]

MC Lyte is Worried About Kanye West, and So Am I

Wed, 28/06/2017 - 01:42
I recently got around to watching the critically acclaimed movie “Get Out”, and, tbh, it has me shook for Kanye West. For almost a year now, Kanye West hasn’t exactly been Kanye West, if you get what I mean. He’s been off social media, laying low, staying away from the media, and the last time […]

Khloe Claims She Faked Trying to Get Pregnant by Lamar

Fri, 09/06/2017 - 01:45

Well, I went out into the internet and found some Kardashian shit, and let me just saying that the Kardashians and Jenners got me EXHAUSTED! I can’t even play with them anymore they’ve become so transparent with their shit, so get ready for some venting. On a preview for the upcoming episode of Keeping Up […]

Khloe Claims She Faked Trying to Get Pregnant by Lamar was originally published in HecklerSpray

George Clooney is Someone’s Dad

Fri, 09/06/2017 - 01:28

Even though everyone dissed 2016 and said it was a horrible year, I think 2017 might be the actual end of days. Donald Trump is the president, there are terrorist attacks every other day, Kylie Jenner finally got off Tyga’s dick, and, the most significant sign of the apocalypse: George Clooney became a father. Amal, […]

George Clooney is Someone’s Dad was originally published in HecklerSpray

The Internet is Freaking Out Over Hilary Duff

Thu, 08/06/2017 - 01:22

It’s as if I’ve woken up in a bizarre dream and have been transported back to 2003, because for the past few days the internet has been blowing up about Hilary Duff. Hilary isn’t a part of any kind of scandal, because that’s never been her game, nor is she shacking up with some hot […]

The Internet is Freaking Out Over Hilary Duff was originally published in HecklerSpray

Travis Scott Claims Kylie is Better in Bed than Kendall

Mon, 05/06/2017 - 02:37

First of all, how rude of me to have been blogging about Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner all this time without even mentioning that big sis Kendall Jenner had been briefly linked to Travis just one year ago! My bad! However, while I may have forgotten, it seems that the other tacky ass bloggers like […]

Travis Scott Claims Kylie is Better in Bed than Kendall was originally published in HecklerSpray

Bella Hadid Might Be The Millionth Model to Bang Leo DiCaprio!

Mon, 29/05/2017 - 01:50

It’s as if Bella Hadid has walked through the automatic doors of a grocery store and suddenly lights start flashing and balloons fall down and the manager runs out to congratulate her on being the one millionth customer and that she’s won $1000 worth of free groceries. Except in this case the grocery store is […]

Bella Hadid Might Be The Millionth Model to Bang Leo DiCaprio! was originally published in HecklerSpray

Scott Disick is Throwing His Dick All Over Cannes

Fri, 26/05/2017 - 22:31

In a recent episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian’s baby-daddy, Scott Disick, proclaimed that he was a sex addict, and boy has he been hoeing it up while in France. As I reported just the other day, Scott took Kylie Jenner’s teenage lot lizard pal Bella Thorne to Cannes so he could […]

Scott Disick is Throwing His Dick All Over Cannes was originally published in HecklerSpray

Scott Disick Now Banging Lot Lizard Bella Thorne

Thu, 25/05/2017 - 02:49

Are you ready for back-to-back blog titles that make no fucking sense? Looks like Hollywood has been really influenced by the Twin Peaks reboot because things are getting weird as fuck. First, Hailey Baldwin is named hottest woman of the year, and now Kardashian Kroney Scott Disick is feeling up queen of the lot lizards, […]

Scott Disick Now Banging Lot Lizard Bella Thorne was originally published in HecklerSpray

Hailey Baldwin is Maxim’s Hottest Woman of 2017?

Thu, 25/05/2017 - 02:27

If you read the title of this blog and thought “Who the fuck is Hailey Baldwin?” you are asking the right question, because in the words of my drunk mom at Martini Bar when some young hussy strolls by: “Who is this nobody?” Hailey Baldwin is legit only famous for being bff with Kendall Jenner […]

Hailey Baldwin is Maxim’s Hottest Woman of 2017? was originally published in HecklerSpray

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