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Rocking weekend in Thaba Monate

Thu, 29/11/2007 - 12:36 -- irma
Lisa and Castle had their BURFDAYS this last week and we all went to a game lodge in Bela Bela for a weekend long birthday celebration.
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It was awesome and we spent our nights around the fire/in the heated pool or playing drinking games.
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A scorpion hid in Stefans' shirt and then stung him 3 times.... in a rare gesture of kindness to the long-suffering Stefan this scorpion allowed stefan to kill him, run around and make a noise like a chicken choking on a shoelace with the lifeless body of this scorpion lying in a plate. Stefan did not die, phew, but now is hoping for his super powers to develop.
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The guest list:
Castle,
Lisa, ,
Christeen,
me,
Andre,
Hennie,
Tammy
Stefan,
Charl,
Noel,
Christie,
Werner,
Theunis,
Tiaan,
and then our 2 new friends (old friends of Castles') Werner(yup another one) and Riano.
It was awesome!!! Click here for the pics
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Paper can't win

Mon, 26/11/2007 - 16:07 -- irma

I got this off digg.com ... the 2nd coolest site on the web!

I Understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there is no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? why aren't sheets of college rule notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

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Io Sono Una Puttana!!!!

Mon, 29/10/2007 - 17:32 -- irma

Don't I look oh so domesticated?!?

So Christeen and I had an Italian pony (Michele) over at our place to teach us a thing or 2 about the culinary skills of Viva Italia!!!!
Mange mia salmone!

Psycho With Knife

Psycho With Knife

Spanking in the kitchen

Spanking in the kitchen

Bite Size

Bite Size

 

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