irmavs.com won't ruin the bit where Harry Potter Dies:
I think the only people I know that actually read Harry Pothead is Kim and Kirsty... So at least 2 people will be interested in this post.
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows - the final Potter book - is less than three months away, and already JK Rowling is getting anxious over the idea of someone reading the book's last page, seeing that Harry Potter dies and blabbing it to everyone.
And that's why JK Rowling has launched a preemptive Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows spoiler-disarming offensive, saying that the last thing she wants is for someone to go around yammering about Harry Potter's ultimate fate on the internet and spoiling it for everybody else.
So remember friends, don't spoil the ending of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows by leaving spoilers in the comments section of my site the second the book comes out. It won't just be millions of children you upset, but also obscenely wealthy authors who take themselves just a little bit too seriously. And we don't want that, do we?
"Oh no! Harry Potter dies!"